Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit. Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
List of abilitiesEdit
Power Boost: Rocket boosters attached to the back of the vehicles anus to allow it to reach higher speeds allowing it to fly further off ramps. Auto Turret: Shoots at enemies automatically but can be overrided to be used manually (not very strategic since no allies accompany the player where the TURD-1 is available). Armor: Reduces the damage the user takes. Can be destroyed if compressed between an unstoppable force and an immovable object.
Grind: Lowers terrain underneath vehicle during use. Ramp: Fires torpedo that creates a ramp, raising terrain. Detonation is remotely controlled unless it hits something, and causes damage in their ass.